Disneyland

Our first stop is Disneyland. It's great here! All the people are really nice, it's beautiful (but not quite as nice as Far Far Away) and you can't beat the location! But I'm having second thoughts about bringing Donkey. He's driving me crazy with the talking.

Notice my Mickey ears? I almost got into a brawl over them because they didn't have them in my size. Why should they discriminate against me just because I'm an ogre? I was about to take on the little girl behind the counter when Donkey reminded me that we're on vacation and that a little friendly smile (ugh) and a breath mint go a long way. I made a deal with Donkey. He could have Mickey ears too if he shut up for 5 minutes. That didn't last long.

We're Off!

Donkey and I decided we needed a long overdue vacation from that stuffy old office Mike kept us locked up in. So, we're off! We left yesterday and left our good buddy, Rufus the gnome, in our stead until we return. Headed to southern California from the San Francisco area. This is gonna be great! Don't think we'll be back by the time Mike's little swimmer is ejected into the world after having been cooking for 9 months. I might even have time for a nice swamp bath! Nothing better than getting all dirty.