Merry Christmas!

I guess Vegas seems like a strange place to spend Christmas, but it's a pretty cool place and there are tons of decorations, trees decked out, and all the lights you could want. Check out these pics we took of some Christmas stuff. First we have the ever exciting Christmas balls. Ha! Then you've got your typical gigantically overdone tree at the Bellagio.

Have a Merry Christmas. We will.

Vegas Baby!

This place is like Disneyland on drugs 24-7! It's amazing. You can walk around with a drink, even on the street, you can gamble, go to shows, do nothing at all, people watch (humans are interesting), go dancing (Donkey's favorite), go on roller coasters, see the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and awesome hotels that are larger than some European cities.

We're staying at the Wynn. I especially like room service, the hot tub, and the naked chick statue by the waterfall. This place is off the hook! After our last, er, trip, lets just say we'll be high rollers for a little while. We've only been here a few days and we've already seen the whole hotel, watched the show (La Reve, niiiiiiiiiice. Women dancing around in water - need I say more?), and toured the Ferrari-Maserati museum. Gotta run. Off for more fun before Christmas!

I Could Tell You, But I'd Have to Kill You

I know it's been a really long time since our last communique, but we've been doing some, uh, special work. We were caught up in a military operation while finishing our vacation in Hawaii and touring the base there. Before we knew it, we were sworn to secrecy, given training and weapons for protection. I guess you could say I know how to handle a really big gun, eh? So then we had to carry out some tasks for the government. All I can really say is that the American people are much safer now than they were a couple months ago, thanks to my crazy skills, natural talent, and stunning good looks. I hope you understand my vagueness. I'm including the one and only photo of us during our recent journey. I can say that I'm in the best shape of my life and am enjoying the attention from the ladies. Yeah baby!