Love at the Lake

You would not believe this place! It's this serene bit of land so close to Las Vegas, yet seems like it's worlds away. We already fit in a bit of golf and relaxation. We're doing some more touring today to scout out locations. More on that later. If you ever get the chance, I highly recommend this place.

Pimp My Ride

We scored this pimped out limo for our ride into Lake Las Vegas. We figured we'd go in style now that we've got the ladies to keep us company all the time. It was also a good excuse to show off my hunky body in the neon lights for Fiona. Yeah baby!

Amore in Paris!

I'm in love! I'm in love! I'm in love and I don't care who knows it. Fiona is amazing beyond measure. We both like mud baths and bugpops, the swamp is her ideal place for a home (got that covered) and we both have the same sense of humor. Today, we all took a stroll by the beautiful Eiffel Tower. We were both marveling at the Eiffel Tower in all its glory and it hit me. This is the one! Then I looked over and realized that Donkey was having a little romance of his own. Seems love finds you when you least expect it. Dragon broke free of the castle and went looking for him. Seems they actually have a lot of in common.

Tomorrow night, we'll be headed to Lake Las Vegas for a little romance with our new loves. Can't wait!

Wait, I've got to save my ass!

We were at the Excalibur, checking out the castle in all it's glory. We had dinner and watched the Tournament of Kings, very cool. You should check it out sometime. We decided to see if we could find the tallest part of the hotel, and if so, what was there? So we ran across a rickety bridge, climbed some crazy steep stairs, then we got separated. I finally came to the tallest tower in the place. And then I saw her. She's got long flowing locks, beautiful eyes, and the most amazing green skin I've ever seen. And did I mention that she's a princess? She said she'd been locked up there, waiting for someone to rescue her. I grabbed her and ran out the door. I was almost out of there when I realized Donkey was still MIA. I couldn't leave him there, I had to same my precious ass! So I used my secret agent man skills to seek him out and rescue him from the loving caresses of a very large dragon. She wasn't too happy when I took him away, but we had to go.

Gotta love that kind of excitement! And I got a girl too. Win-win! We're going to have a rest and then visit the Paris hotel next. Maybe that visit will be a little more low-key.

Off To See the Wizard

Well, New Year's has passed and we enjoyed every minute of it. But now we're off to see more Vegas sites.

Today we went to the MGM and checked it out. Did you know that the MGM is the largest hotel in Vegas and the second largest in the world with over 5,000 rooms? They have real lions there! Rrrrrrrrrooarrrrrrr! Finally, someone my size. Ha! We also got to see a show, one of those circus olay things. It was pretty cool.

Since we were at the MGM, I wanted to see the Wizard and ask him for a word limitation for Donkey of 2,000 a day. I asked several people where to find him. I told Donkey we'd ask him for parfaits. We were led up this really long, creepy staircase and then we entered a dark room with a big curtain. Next thing you know, Donkey is snooping around and getting into trouble as usual, and we find out the Wizard is just a little guy with no gumption. So my dream of peace and quiet was gone.

It was still a fun place to visit.

Trystin' The Year Away

Happy New Year! Woo hoo!
We're still here at the Wynn. We went golfing on Tuesday (yes, I am an Ogre of many facets--I golf) and ordered in-room massages after all that hard work.
Last night was crazy. We went to Tryst and partied all night and into the morning. There's a waterfall and lake inside the club! A lake people! Needless to say, as I am writing this, I have just finished breakfast. Ha! This is the life.