I know it's been a really long time since our last communique, but we've been doing some, uh, special work. We were caught up in a military operation while finishing our vacation in Hawaii and touring the base there. Before we knew it, we were sworn to secrecy, given training and weapons for protection. I guess you could say I know how to handle a really big gun, eh? So then we had to carry out some tasks for the government. All I can really say is that the American people are much safer now than they were a couple months ago, thanks to my crazy skills, natural talent, and stunning good looks. I hope you understand my vagueness. I'm including the one and only photo of us during our recent journey. I can say that I'm in the best shape of my life and am enjoying the attention from the ladies. Yeah baby!
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