Sure It's Big Enough... But Look at the Location

So we've been in Egypt. Those pyramids are pretty amazing considering they didn't have the tools and stuff we've got today. And the structures themselves are ginormous. Sure it's big enough... but look at the location. They built these things in the middle of the freaking desert! How smart is that? It was hot, and dirty. It was interesting to see, but I'm not gonna call this my favorite place to live. But we did do a 4-day Nile River Cruise. Now we're talking. Then we took a hot air balloon ride over Luxor (not just a hotel in Las Vegas) West Bank and the Nile River.

Can't wait to see you again. It's been a while and we are getting ready to start for home. We've got some BIG news coming, but want it to be a surprise. Until next time...

Love This Sweet Suite

I am hot-tubbing it tonight. I'm tired after two days of walking, snorkeling, hiking, and eating in Kauai. I am a little sad that the cruise is just about over, but I'm going to enjoy every last second of it! Besides, I thought you might want a pic of my dead sexy body steaming up the place. Cheers!

Cruising Hawaii

We're in! We're taking a cruise of the Hawaiian Islands. Check out our diggs. This room is sweet! We got a great big room because I'm a great big, handsome, awesome, sexy guy. Oh yeah, and there's Donkey, my noble steed. We're sailing Norwegian's Pride of America for a 7 night cruise with all the food, sun, and water anyone could want.

I love it here. We only just started yesterday and I'm already ready to live here forever. I don't have to do anything but relax. Someone comes in and cleans up the place, makes the beds, and leaves little candies on the pillows. They even make stuff out of the towels. Last night we got back to the suite and found a hand towel made into the shape of an elephant. An elephant!

I hear there's going to be a show tonight in the giant theater room. I'm hoping we can attend without Donkey rushing the stage for his version of "I'm a Believer."

Hey Mike, good luck on that baby coming tonight. I'm sure he'll be here quicker than you can say, "Please pass the eyeballs" eh?