Love This Sweet Suite

I am hot-tubbing it tonight. I'm tired after two days of walking, snorkeling, hiking, and eating in Kauai. I am a little sad that the cruise is just about over, but I'm going to enjoy every last second of it! Besides, I thought you might want a pic of my dead sexy body steaming up the place. Cheers!

Kauai Hawaii

Okay, now Kauai is my favorite. This place is unreal. It's even better than Far Far Away. We rented a car and drove up the eastern coast. We found huge caves, beautiful beaches and a really cool botanical garden, the Na Aina Kai Gardens at the northern end. We decided to do a tour of the garden, which was well worth it.

Kona Hawaii

Kona is another town on the big island and it's even more amazing than Hilo. Check out this sunset we saw.

We went swimming with the dolphins. That is something I'll never forget because the guide said I could ride one of them and when I tried, the poor guy couldn't hold my weight. I guess being in the water didn't help enough to keep us both afloat. Donkey did get to take a ride and said they should make a ride like that at Disneyland.

Hilo Hawaii

Hilo there! We stopped in this place called Hilo on the big island. Our fresh flower leis didn't make it to this stage and we had to be rid of them. Unfortunately, we did not get leid again.

Our latest thing was a helicopter ride around the island. I wanted them to drop me off in a deserted spot with a private swamp-like feel, but they refused saying something about liability this or that. Donkey was real nervous about the ride at first, then when he realized he got to wear a headset so he could talk the whole time, he was ready to go. Next stop: Kona. Can't imagine it could be nicer than this.

Hey Mike, we heard you finally became a dad and your little tyke made it into the world okay. Good to hear. Now we're going to do a lot of relaxing since you won't be. You can relax vicariously through us. Congratulations buddy!

Cruising Hawaii

We're in! We're taking a cruise of the Hawaiian Islands. Check out our diggs. This room is sweet! We got a great big room because I'm a great big, handsome, awesome, sexy guy. Oh yeah, and there's Donkey, my noble steed. We're sailing Norwegian's Pride of America for a 7 night cruise with all the food, sun, and water anyone could want.

I love it here. We only just started yesterday and I'm already ready to live here forever. I don't have to do anything but relax. Someone comes in and cleans up the place, makes the beds, and leaves little candies on the pillows. They even make stuff out of the towels. Last night we got back to the suite and found a hand towel made into the shape of an elephant. An elephant!

I hear there's going to be a show tonight in the giant theater room. I'm hoping we can attend without Donkey rushing the stage for his version of "I'm a Believer."

Hey Mike, good luck on that baby coming tonight. I'm sure he'll be here quicker than you can say, "Please pass the eyeballs" eh?

Livin the Hawaiian Dream

I love a good luau. All the fire throwing (those guys are amazing), the girls doing the hula and the great food. Donkey bet me a whole platter that I wouldn't try to do the hula. I wasn't about to lose that bet. So I grabbed up a grass skirt and gave it a shot. "Hula, hula, hula [shake, shake, shake]. Hula, hula, hula [shake, shake, shake]." It was better that Donkey could not find the camera for this rendition. Don't expect to see it ever again. But I did get my second platter!

We also took a nice long walk on the beach before we went snorkeling. The water is incredible here. You can even see the green color of your toes through it because it's so clear.

We're having a great time. Can't wait to board the ship tomorrow for the cruise. Woo hoo!

Aloha Hawaii!

Aloha!

We are loving Hawaii. We've made it to Honolulu and have a great view from the room. The weather is perfect and we finally got leid! Mine is white and Donkey's is red. He he he. We have tons of stuff planned for the next few days. We'll keep you posted.